I needed to let it rip
I was at starbucks and all of a sudden I had to cut cheese.
스타벅스에 있었는데 갑자기 방귀가 나왔어.
I was at the bar with my friends the other day, and all of a sudden,
I felt a little thunder from down under.
최근에 친구랑 바에 있었는데 갑자기 방귀가 뀌고 싶었어.
I cut cheese in thre restaurant, and I was hoping that on one would find out.
I mean, it was silent, but deadly.
나 식당에서 방귀꼇어. 아무도 모르길 바랐는데, 조용했지만 냄새가 너무 났나봐.
number 1 : 소변
number 2: 대변
take a dump
I felt like taking a dump during the meeting . oh, the timing was terrible.
deuce it (두스 잇)
I had to deuce it.
나는 응가 해야만 했어.
That's the end of the situation.
Problems at the beach....
Well. ok. let me tell you about a problem of me letting it rip in front of my wife at the beach.
And, it was one of the most embarrassing things I gad to go through, right?
And we were in Spain.. and we were just finding a nice spot at the beach.
and as I was bending over, to pick up something.
무언가를 줍기 위해 허리를 숙였다!
um, you know. something came out.
And my wife was laughing so hard.
And, you know the way she was laughing I was just so embarrassed.
Um, you know, and I started to laugh too of course.
But I couldn't believe that happened. you know?
Like it was so loud.
We were outside at the beach!
And yet, you know, it(the sound) was as clear as day.
And I could never forget that moment.
So basically, whenever we go, uh, to any beach.
My wife always reminds me of this story.
That's the end of the situation.
Alright, well, I have a very interesting story to tell you.
Because basically the other day, I was riding my bike.
And I felt like I needed to take a dump.
But the problem was you know, there was no washroom nearby.
And so, I was riding my bike very slowly.
And.. kind of standing up.. If you know what I mean
거의 선 채로 약간.. 어 그랬다 이런 맥락
And it was just such an uncomfortable situation.
because.. oh my gosh.. you know. I was experiencing turtlehead
turtlehead -> 나오기 직전 .. !
거북이 목이 나왔다가 들어갔다가 .. 하는 느낌 .. 으엑
Oh my goodness. It was an emergency situation!
Um.. but luckily. I was able to find Starbucks.
Oh, Thank goodness for Starbucks!
And, of course, you know, I had to just rush in.
and you know, unload my beast.
unload my beast -> 모든 걸 내려놨다
After that. I felt so relieved.